A moment where someone who suffers from sleep and water deprivation has a hysterical fit and says the most outlandish stuff that no human being should possibly care about.
Someone: there's two trees above me wait, no, one wait is there even a tree above me, there's a cloud? but that's nearby.
Me: ah yes, a chair moment
Me: ah yes, a chair moment
by RyanBadL September 26, 2019
Get the Chair momentmug. 1. "I went to his house to play some smash and he is such a small chair for having 5 cushions on his chair"
2. "Bruh, you're a bloody small chair for thinking catapults are superior than trebuchets"
2. "Bruh, you're a bloody small chair for thinking catapults are superior than trebuchets"
by ErwinHistory December 13, 2019
Get the Small Chairmug. by munkah January 26, 2004
Get the zoffing chairmug. a girl who borrows your beach chairs that you stole and fucks your best friend on them and leaves them behind
by dk2 August 3, 2007
Get the chair whoremug. Coined by Vox reporter Phil Edwards, it is the idea (or action/turning point) of a person, icon or celebrity turning from a rough and organic human to a polished, unrelatable and manufactured "ideal" being.
This is in direct reference to Microsoft founder Bill Gates, during an interview in 1994 with Connie Chung where he performed a stunt that he had manufactured and created (as a quirk/for fun) with the simple rule being that you jump over a chair from a standing position. When performing, he took a 1-step runup before jumping and promptly apologised afterwards for doing so. This fabricated act now comes with a fabricated apology.
Before jumping the chair, it is a bit of fun and a quirk/skill that holds no significance
After jumping, it is now a game that has been won, even while fabricated.
This is in direct reference to Microsoft founder Bill Gates, during an interview in 1994 with Connie Chung where he performed a stunt that he had manufactured and created (as a quirk/for fun) with the simple rule being that you jump over a chair from a standing position. When performing, he took a 1-step runup before jumping and promptly apologised afterwards for doing so. This fabricated act now comes with a fabricated apology.
Before jumping the chair, it is a bit of fun and a quirk/skill that holds no significance
After jumping, it is now a game that has been won, even while fabricated.
John: Do you want to see me perfectly crack an egg with a soup ladle?
Peter: Go ahead
John: I'm sorry, I am using my hands so I really am cheating a little
Peter: You're really jumping the chair there, mate.
Peter: Go ahead
John: I'm sorry, I am using my hands so I really am cheating a little
Peter: You're really jumping the chair there, mate.
by susmaster420 February 5, 2022
Get the Jumping the Chairmug. The amount of time you are allowed or wish to play Modern Warfare 2 in an uniterrupted block of time. The period of time in which you play Modern Warfare 2.
by Owl In Dee Navy June 19, 2010
Get the Chair Timemug. the coolest ever, like who the heck invented folding chairs cause they are straight up dope. get yoself a folding chair
by baugette November 15, 2020
Get the folding chairmug.