Celle

A beastly office chair that's built to withstand anything

That company staffs its customer service department 24 hours a day so they had to put a Celle at every employee's desk because they were replacing their old cheap-ass office chairs after a week.

In the event of a global nuclear war, only cockroaches and Celle Chairs will be left on Earth.

by Dunkdog May 24, 2022

sergey's brain cells

retard. nothing else really, sorry I forgot autistic and queer.

Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)

sergey's brain cells

by little timmmmmmmmmmmmy April 24, 2020

Cell phone bombing

When you call someone and the only thing you say before hanging up is something you know will irritate them severely.

An example of cell phone bombing is calling up a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders and yelling "SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!!!" and promptly hanging up.

I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.

by Q-Swagg January 15, 2013

quantum prismatic evolution of a cell

The quantum prismatic evolution of a cell - The quantum particles that are existing in a superposition within a cell that are given instructions to move to move along a predetermined path to a specific point in time to continue the evolution of a cell.

The quantum prismatic evolution of a cell is what genterates the force for the atom to split.

by Jefew November 22, 2024

cell phone flipper

Person who does not answer their phone when you call, but promptly calls as you are leaving them a voice mail. A cell phone flipper is also known as flipper or you've been flipped.

She is such a cell phone flipper. Every time I call, she flips me and I have to call her back.

by Polka B February 25, 2008

chain cell

a prison cell where dangerous prisoners are kept in chains.

The robber has been kept in the chain cell.

by uttam maharjan July 20, 2011

Fat cell

A metaphor that refers to a person who shows up to Christian church but is not involved with the church community.

Josephine is such a fat cell! She doesn't serve despite her obvious capacity to serve!

My pastor called me a fat cell today and told me to serve! I'm so offended!

by PreciseTurnip January 19, 2024