Catfetti

When a cat loves shredding paper into tiny pieces which resembles confetti.

My cat tore my homework into catfetti!

by bcknd June 7, 2024

catfeet

When you meet up with someone in person and their feet look different from the photos.

Bruh, that girl catfeet me. She sent me pictures of her little piggies, but when we met up in person, they looked like Porky Pig had a gangbang.

by darkasphalt October 15, 2025

cafelite

A total loser ripoff that makes a big scene in a lame attempt to gain charisma for himself.

Man, planet-klik is just turning into another Cafelite.

by Klikker April 9, 2003

cafegueria

A gay locale, i.e. gym, bar, or any other entertainment/lifestyle venue that caters towards a homosexual crowd

The Equinox gym in the West Village is a total cafegueria.

by Mr X June 10, 2004

caffeine colonic

The experience of a colonic, or the symptoms associated with a colonic, as a result of drinking too much coffee

Mate, just had a caffeine colonic from all that coffee i just drank!

by RubberCustard May 25, 2007

Cafea

It's like *Sigh* derived from the malfunction of predictive text on a mobile phone, other such words are numerous.
the word enjoys much popularity in areas of Scotland.
it was originally Created by Jamie, a dear friend of mine.
used when your fed up with someone being clinically stupid.

Noob: hey what does this card do?
Craig: *Cafea* maybe i should get it printed in brail, as you obviously are completley incapable of using your eyes.

by Craig McCallum June 10, 2007

Caffeeps

For a person who has locational bipolar disorder, caffeine + peeps (people) can life one's mood instantly. Extroverts will really relate to this!

I need some caffeeps because I'm feeling really dead today.

by ohiotubagal February 5, 2010