The act of being physically close to a person named "Carson". After effects include decrease in IQ, hyperactivity, and sudden addiction to Fortnite(?).
Jimmy hasn't been outside a lot, ever since he got the Carson Effect he hasn't left his room and his been constantly screaming.
by Lectoex July 9, 2023
Get the The Carson Effect mug.Carson is a sweet girl and will never ever not be loyal and will always be kind. Carson’s will be bossy sometimes and will always get what they want from there aunts.
by Anime rocks22 June 29, 2021
Get the Carson mug.a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.
Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?
Yeah he’s such a good friend!
Yeah he’s such a good friend!
by Bignoosa September 23, 2023
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Get the Carson mug.A socially awkward boy with many smelly body parts who enjoys the occasional chocolate milk shower with his dad he usually like to dat inside the family preferably younger
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Get the Carson Eli Bear mug.A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.
Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.
by Wilbertothy3 December 22, 2022
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