Chewing the carpet

One woman eating out another woman

Woman: I'm going to Lucy's
Man: Why?
Woman: Chewing the carpet

by Strongasanoxe September 5, 2016

carpe diem

Latin for "seize the day". Made famous by Dead Poets Society.

by Ms T February 23, 2003

carpe nox

seize the night

an adaptation of the more popular saying - carpe diem seize the day.

Jane did not want to go out that evening, but Jack said, "carpe nox," and she was convinced.

by championgirl June 27, 2004

Carpel Anus

a condition characterized by pain in the rectuem typically caused by over use of the anal region

John just got out of federal prison...he's got a real bad case of carpel anus.

by Nicholas Nowak August 9, 2007

Carpe Dame

Carpe Dame means to 'Seize the Girl"

Mark....Boy I sure think that gal with the brown hair and the big knockers is cute.
Tom....Ya she is a cutie.
Mark... I wanna ask her out ,but she's busy looking at the cucumbers.
Tom...Screw it...Be a Man and "Carpe Dame"
Mark...No shit...here I go!

by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

Sabrina Carpenter

A gorgeous blue eyed beauty who released her third album Singular act 1 November 9,2018.She treats her fans just like family.Sabrina has made my life so much better and had helped me get through so much.If you love listening to meaning full songs her songs are there.Sabrina is the most beautiful person I've ever seen.

Someone:Do you listen to anyone else other than Sabrina Carpenter?
Me:No no one else.Why would I she's my whole life.

by Rowbrina/Rilaya shipper April 21, 2019

carpet bombing

When someone puts their arms out to represent wings and acts like they are a flying airplane while passing gas and leaving a vapor cloud in their wake. As to represent themselves as bomber airplane that is dropping bombs.

Sam: What the heck is the new guy damian doing?

Chad: hurry up and move...he's carpet bombing!

by chadlamo November 21, 2011