carinoia

The constant fear of ones vehicle breaking down.

"Yo dex! You hear that sound? I think it's my transmission!"

"Shut up and drive G, It's just your carinoia.

by EyEyRon September 14, 2017

Cardio Sprintus

a condition in which a person runs at least 3 hours a day, maybe more, to stay healthy.

"Is he seriously running an extra lap?"

"Well, what do you expect? He has some severe cardio sprintus."

by inyourarea October 13, 2017

Cardio lady

She's the same lady that's always on the cardio machine every time you go to gym regardless of the time or day. Whether she is walking on the treadmill, climbing the Stairmaster or using the elliptical machine, she always appears to be doing a minimum of two hours a day. She never uses anything other than the cardio machines and always has head phones on and is always tuned into whatever is on the television. They think they're super models when they're really a cross between a dead corpse and a malnourished praying mantis who cling to the cardio machines and still think that they are fat.

Julie: 'Is she going to get off the stairmaster?'
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.

by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018

carnical

The worst insult ever to be spoken. It's basically like say worthless waste of space that feeds on others. Also means that the person whom it is said to should be aborted.

You carnical get out of my room.

by LOGISHERE1 November 13, 2017

Carnicelling

The pursuit of women aged 18-25 by men aged 40 and over for sexual and/or relationship purposes specifically because the women are old enough to not incur jail time but not old enough to know better.

Bob's friends knew better than to bother him on a Friday night as he would be carnicelling at the campus bar.

by DuncanR May 3, 2018

carnisexy

A person that is incredibly charming and has a great sex appeal, solely caused by his intelligence.

Wow, that guy over there just explained that incredible difficult theory to me. He is so carnisexy!

by Prove2carni February 1, 2018

carnid

A ship name between two characters from the walking dead named Carl and Enid.

Person 1: Did you watch the walking dead last night?

Person 2: Omg yes! I can't believe Carl and Enid kissed, I ship Carnid!

by Handlerss May 14, 2018