capsproc

A portmanteau of "capslock" and "proc", it means that the conditions have proved to be met that allow for the pseudo-random occurence of all caps.

Man 1: "Dude, I TOTALLY SCORED LAST NIGHT!"
Man 2: "Capsproc!"

Woman 1: "omg, I'M NOT PREGNANT!!"
Woman 2: "That's TOTALLY not capsproc worthy. But mine was."

by WardTanger May 19, 2010

Capsident

Where a person accidentally speaks using capital letters online or in any other form of text messaging

Kalu: wagwaan
Me: NOTHING MUCH SON
ME: ah shit capsident

by LegacyDubz September 20, 2012

capslockaholic

People who send emails and texts in all caps on a regular basis.

Ademar: "Look at her emails. She is a complete capslockaholic!" : "OMG! WHERE ARE YOU?? WHY HAVEN'T YOU ANSWERED MY TEXTS?? CALL ME NOW!!"

by savannah912 August 6, 2013

capswalk

A superpower possessed by many cats, where they are able to walk across your keyboard at any speed, headed in any direction, and will always manage to step on your capslock key. EveRY. TIME.

A: YEAH LOL THAT WAS FUNNY
B: why are u shouting
A: sorry, my cat just did the capswalk.

by Melly D. November 27, 2013

capslock mad

It's exactly what you think it is.

Guy1: He big mad or little mad?

Guy2: Bruh, he capslock mad.

by partypoop July 26, 2017

capsixe

A spin on the word "capsize." To feel as if you were a boat capsizing. Totally and utterly drowning.

After we broke up, I capsixed in feelings.

by Honeigirl May 21, 2017

Capsicum

A commonly used term for MDMA in Australia. The term originated on the Australian facebook group "Vegetables Australia" which is a group used to buy and sell illicit drugs in Australia by using the names of vegetables. Capsicum refers to the capsules in which the drug is normally sold.

"Is anybody selling some capsicums in Melbourne? I will pay extra for delivery for tonight."

by ANONIEMPJEXD April 10, 2018