by Butthole Punching July 06, 2022
1-A person who has ascertained a position of such high douchebaggery that he takes douchbaginess to a new level to totally blow you away with the inability to respond or act for some time.
"After reaming me for several hours on monday about my TPS reports and making me work late every day of the week, my Douche Cannon of a boss made me work on saturday as well!
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."
by Caseofthemondays December 22, 2010
Keri cannon is hot and she thicc with a mega big belly ;) dont mess with Keri cannon she will destroy your bloodline
Boy:"woah did you see that girl shes so thicc and she just dropped that kid, daayyymmmmmnnn!"
Boy 2:"yeah that has to be a Keri cannon"
Boy 2:"yeah that has to be a Keri cannon"
by Bigbootyfrigginthot November 13, 2019
Wow Torin, look at the horchata cannons on that chick. Forget about opening the border, let open up that shirt!
by JackDaddy6294 September 11, 2023
Karen: "Bob why is there a Circus Cannon in the room!?"
Bob: "Honey, have you ever tried the Pussy Cannon?"
Bob: *Does the Pussy Cannon*
Karen :
Bob: "Honey, have you ever tried the Pussy Cannon?"
Bob: *Does the Pussy Cannon*
Karen :
by Osama_binBallin September 16, 2019
(pronounced like the first syllable in 'open') A massive joint, spliff, doobie, blunt, or other, preferably rolled as cone, containing some combination of weed/hash and opium.
"Yo dog, roll up a fat op cannon"
A: "Damn yo, I'm fuckin faded, whats in this?"
B: "Damn straight yo, you're puffin on an op cannon"
A: "wooorrrddd..."
A: "Damn yo, I'm fuckin faded, whats in this?"
B: "Damn straight yo, you're puffin on an op cannon"
A: "wooorrrddd..."
by pumpkineater February 21, 2014
Yo, is that the loose cannon's child over there?
That girl keeps dropping babies like a loose cannon drops ammo.
That girl keeps dropping babies like a loose cannon drops ammo.
by Deputy Douchebag October 05, 2020