californian english

A type of English, per say, southern California natives use consisting of the words "like", "totally", "so", "ya know", "freakin'", “um”, and "oh my gosh/god/goodness"; the sentences we speak are usually seemingly run-on and often extremely exaggerated for effect. These words are typically accompanied with a hair flip for girls. We pretty much live up to our stereotypes, but that’s okay because Californians are rad <3

girl 1: oh. my. god. did you see that girl with like her fake hair extensions?
girl 2: yeah, oh my gosh, it's soooooooooooo freakin' ugly, like ew, gross, who would ever do that?
girl 1: I know right?! Let’s just go I can’t like handle this anymore
girl 2: yeah, let’s
*simultaneous hair flip from both girls*
^and that, my dears, is californian english

by WEST COAST BEST COAST (SOCAL) March 4, 2014

californian diet

The Californian diet: Consists of going on the sesh 5-7 days a week and getting off your bonce on cocaine in conjunction with going to the local gym to take selfies in the mirror getting in the way of the people who, stupidly, spend their days actually exercising, while uploading them onto Instagram with inspirational posts.

Lyndsey: "Charlotte! How did oh lose 100 pounds in just a week?"
Charlotte: "I've started the Californian diet and I'm loving it"

by ImmaFyouUp February 16, 2017

caligosto

Caligosto is a really beautiful name for a perfect boy. As an adult Caligosto could be a sailor and/or a dentist. If you're an army man, Caligosto is made for you. Very gay isn't it? Especially if you two have a thing for brains. He's the perfect guy! No one is better than him. Go and find your Caligosto as soon as possible. You won't regret it. He's the guy you need.

"Oh Caligosto! You make me the happiest army man in the world."

by caligosto February 26, 2019

Californarcissism

1. inordinate fascination with oneself because one lives in the state of California (and a state of denial).

2. the mistaken belief that California is the center of the Universe, leading to an extremely cocky and obnoxious attitude toward people from everywhere else.

Dave, the porn movie producer, couldn't stop admiring his reflection in the review mirror while he was driving in his convertible. His Californarcissism was becoming dangerous, as he was constantly running people off the road.

by Fotofly December 2, 2010

California Girl

Stereotype: easy, dumb, tan, hot blonde.

Reality: Well, that stereotype's mostly a Southern Cali girl...But there's actually a lot more diversity in California, not just white girls. In Northern California the girls are generally smarter, and not as tan, but still really hot. Everyone's friendly in California. They don't go to the beach every day, though. Although there are a fair share of blondes, I think the best thing about California girls is there's so much diversity, so there a lot of different girls to choose from. They're not all that easy to get, though.

Person 1: dude, look at that blonde slut! she looks like an wasy lay, must be a California girl !!

Person 2: okay, have you ever actually gone to California? there are way more dumb blondes in the midwest, why do you associate that whore with California?

Person 1: haven't you heard the katy perry song??

Person 2: ...

by mypseudonymisanonymous May 14, 2011

California

California: A state despite what most people and even native californians think is an actual very diverse place. I myself grew up in Santa Barbara, it is very much a beach town, full of celebrities and rich kids, but also has your typical middle-class families. The weather actually is near perfect except june we get june gloom. Although I lived in Santa Barbara I've traveled up norther california and gone to the forests, I've been snowboarding in Mammoth Mountain, i've visited San Fransico, I've been in inland and gone to bakersfield, and I've visisted small inland California towns where Marilyn Monroe had been named the Artichoke Queen 1947, and I've driven on the highway where James Dean's car accident happened. I've gone down to L.A and honestly does the smog bother you that much? And why let L.A represent all of California. I've been to at least 10 other states, and they honestly don't compare.

Stereotyper:Everyone out in California is so fake.

Me: Since when?

Stereotyper:.....

by The Telephone Wires January 9, 2008

California Hot Pocket

The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.

You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"

Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"

Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?

It's Fred, he crapped on my face...

California Hot Pocket, huh?


yup...

nice..

by Von Mannshaft February 25, 2009