A veri big pokeh tingy dat hurt u when u touch it. Like dat one guy on te youtube that jump into cactus and he scream, he scream loud. I think he got hurt. He bleeded. He bleeded rly bad. Bleding is bahd. Yeh dont bled it hurt ur intestines. That is bahd. Yeh dont touch cactus. Cactus bahd.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He got poked by a cactus. He accidentally fell on one. Or two. Well he is in better place now.
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2. Travis Scott's Album
3. Some dumbass who didn't watch their step and walked face first into a cactus
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Guy 2: Yeah sure, I always got a handbag cactus with me. Careful with the thorns though. *unzips handbag*
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Guy 2: Yeah sure, I always got a handbag cactus with me. Careful with the thorns though. *unzips handbag*
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Cactus Cat Syndrome is a condition that affects women, primarily those in their reproductive years, characterized by persistent vaginal dryness and discomfort. The name *Cactus Cat* is inspired by the sensation of dryness and irritation, likening it to the feeling of touching a dry cactus.
Symptoms:
Severe Vaginal Dryness:
The primary symptom of Cactus Cat Syndrome is an ongoing, severe dryness in the vaginal area, often accompanied by a feeling of tightness or roughness.
Painful Intercourse (Dyspareunia):
Women with CCS may experience significant discomfort or pain during sexual activity due to insufficient natural lubrication.
Itching and Burning:
Some individuals report a mild to moderate burning or itching sensation in the vaginal area, especially after prolonged periods of sitting or physical activity.
Irritation and Redness:
The vaginal tissues may appear inflamed or slightly red, often due to the friction caused by dryness.
Urinary Tract Sensitivity:
In some cases, CCS may also cause sensitivity during urination, making it feel like the urinary tract is dry or irritated.
Cactus Cat Syndrome is a condition that affects women, primarily those in their reproductive years, characterized by persistent vaginal dryness and discomfort. The name *Cactus Cat* is inspired by the sensation of dryness and irritation, likening it to the feeling of touching a dry cactus.
Symptoms:
Severe Vaginal Dryness:
The primary symptom of Cactus Cat Syndrome is an ongoing, severe dryness in the vaginal area, often accompanied by a feeling of tightness or roughness.
Painful Intercourse (Dyspareunia):
Women with CCS may experience significant discomfort or pain during sexual activity due to insufficient natural lubrication.
Itching and Burning:
Some individuals report a mild to moderate burning or itching sensation in the vaginal area, especially after prolonged periods of sitting or physical activity.
Irritation and Redness:
The vaginal tissues may appear inflamed or slightly red, often due to the friction caused by dryness.
Urinary Tract Sensitivity:
In some cases, CCS may also cause sensitivity during urination, making it feel like the urinary tract is dry or irritated.
by Dr.Z1 February 5, 2025
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