bachelors crow

A hair line that is really far back, as if you were bald from the moment you were born.. But that's just your hairline.

P1 Woah is he thirty going bald?
P2 Nah, he's a teenager with a really far back hairline but it's not re-ceding. It's just a bachelors crow, not a widows peak.

by JohnLennonsCat August 12, 2016

lisa crow

the name for somebody with a leg that faces inwards/pigeon leg (slang) from Swanley.

look at that Lisa Crow

by lewlew2002 August 10, 2016

Crowing

Used for when an umbrella gets flipped inside out due to wind, etc.

Damn! Those winds are crowing my umbrella!

Dude, your umbrella is so crowed!

by BecauseRainbowsArePretty July 30, 2016

crow

An acronym that stands for "Current Resident of the Whitehouse", to be used by those people who are not able to make a direct reference to President Trump.

I am not sure what the CROW has in mind, but his recent Muslim ban has caused a huge issue throughout the world.

by Nipple master February 1, 2017

Chocolate Crow

The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.

As she wiped, her toilet paper gave way at her finger tips. She had just received a chocolate crow.

by Beestingz126 November 23, 2021

reverse rooster-crow

Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.

Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023

Jim Crow of a Different Color

Jim Crow of a Different Color: trying to atone for racism of the past by adopting racist practices today.

DEI initiatives that discriminate against white people in favor of other races work just like the Jim Crow policies of the post Civil War era, are Jim Crow of a Different Color.

by Puchin March 19, 2023