comedy of the commons

because the irony of the "Tragedy of the commons" is that humans (and our mental economics) are HUGELY stupid. sobig stupid.

by jek September 9, 2003

Common Clues

Having common sense while using context clues

Kareem: Are you tired?
Me: What does it look like use your common clues dumbass

by TheRealNigga_ March 24, 2021

Common Sense

Common Sense: a general state of being in which the absurdity of life and people stuff seem holy transparant.
(it can also be used in a category of words like ethics and stuff like that.)

"Isn't there anything sacred anymore? Totally common sense!

"It's common sense. No, you can't eat it or that."

by good attention July 31, 2013

Common sense

Something that you lack:)

person 1:"Hey do you know that when you breath you let air out"
person 2:"Do you not have common sense"

by Very_sexy_smart_person April 18, 2022

Common Delosinator

Somebody who sucks and makes everybody else suck too

Person 1: Man we just lost a game of Fortnite
Person 2: Were you playing with that one guy? I always lose when I play with him
Person 1: Actually yes I was. He must be the common delosinator

by FlyMayberry December 3, 2020

Common loot

In video games, people you kill drop what they are carrying when you kill them, that stuff is called loot. If you are a regular minion, you drop common loot, if you are high level, you drop rare loot. If you are a boss you drop legendary loot

You look like you do common loot.

by Grams June 1, 2023

The Commoner Effect

When you’re a super smart person that hangs out with too many “regular” people and therefore lose your intelligence

“Riya, why did you get a 95 on that history test? Maybe if you didn’t go out to dinner with your commoner friends you could’ve gotten 100.”
^ meanwhile the “commoners” are just other people the same age as you
This is the commoner effect

by da riff April 26, 2024