Count my 1’s

Run my 1’s or count my 1’s means to fight someone

He told me to count my 1’s so I knew we were gonna fight after school

by itssor September 30, 2023

Homie Count

The "body count" of someone in relation to people you personally know such as friends or family.

If you had sex with my boy Jerry, I got to add that to your homie count.

Have you has sex with any of my friends? If so, what's your homie count?

by NitemareZen December 6, 2020

karma count

A user's karma count is how much a user contributed on reddit account and how much upvotes he gets

Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count

by •MJ.MM• December 21, 2020

Count your randi's

Another term for 'Count your blessings' coz Randi is an absolute blessing

stop being ungrateful bro, count your randi's and be thankful

by CoccyMilker November 23, 2020

Your viewer count is down

What dream says to tommyinnit (child) when twitch glitches and shows less viewer count.

Your viewer count is down tommy

by NeverFrosted November 27, 2020

Comedian's "Full Count"

Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.

"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic

by Ben Whyte February 6, 2021

Weiner Count

The amount of hot dogs in a certain place at a certain time.

Man! The Weiner Count is through the roof!

by Weiner World February 23, 2021