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Chris is a small midget that loves video games. He doesnt like excersise but if he finds the write sport he will stick to it. He has the chubbiest face and tiny puppy hands. Chris zometimes puts his family first but doesnt like sharing chips or food.
Chris by 123chrisgamer December 2, 2018
Legit the sexiest man on the planet. He slays all the pussy and gets all that bread. A total meme lord with the dankest memes. He's got a dick that's at least 20 feet.
-Who's that sexy man?

Oh that's Chris
Chris by McDuggle December 18, 2018
Chris (name) - Probably one of the ugliest faces you'll see on God's green earth. If I had the choice between a Chris and the monster from that movie the Goonies, bring it here Sloth. You'll know when you are in the room with a Chris because they have the most unique laugh. Not unique like a unicorn, unique like a cat dying. Chris needs to be getting a pedicure twice a week. Chris toes match his face. Chris phone match his toes. but he will most definitely have a new apple watch on.
Chris yo toes ugly af boy!
Chris by Sarah Barron December 20, 2018
Chris is fat fuck with shit hair. Chris is always really horny and is into under age shit. Don't be a Chris
Chris by Mario Balls February 21, 2019
A short middle schooler with a pineapple shaped head. Will be a loyal friend. A little overweight but will help if in need. If you want to become friends with him tell him what you like. Most often chris will have something in common with you. Always friendly unless you wack him for no reason. Pretty decent at gaming, but gets mad when he´s been killed in the game. Usually one of the nicest people and loyal people. Just make sure you don´t do everything with him or his friends will say you´re gay and perverted.
Is that a Chris. I wonder if I can be friends with him.
Chris by YTRGRTJK April 18, 2019
The king of the gays. He will do anything to ruin your life.
Chris tried to hurt me.
Chris by Jeremiah Wilson June 7, 2019