by Notachairbrownie February 20, 2017
The act of hunting for a vacant chair and table to become free in a food restaurant, shopping precinct, cafe, etc. Usually in groups of two or more. Requires good eyesight and quick reflexes! Other people will compete as well.
Ged had bought his meal and was now stalking The chairs of people who looked like they might be about to leave. However, he has also noticed other chair stalking folk lurking close by, so he has to act fast!
by Kimi1984 January 03, 2011
a girl who borrows your beach chairs that you stole and fucks your best friend on them and leaves them behind
That chair whore did it again!
by dk2 July 11, 2007
by munkah January 26, 2004
Coined by Vox reporter Phil Edwards, it is the idea (or action/turning point) of a person, icon or celebrity turning from a rough and organic human to a polished, unrelatable and manufactured "ideal" being.
This is in direct reference to Microsoft founder Bill Gates, during an interview in 1994 with Connie Chung where he performed a stunt that he had manufactured and created (as a quirk/for fun) with the simple rule being that you jump over a chair from a standing position. When performing, he took a 1-step runup before jumping and promptly apologised afterwards for doing so. This fabricated act now comes with a fabricated apology.
Before jumping the chair, it is a bit of fun and a quirk/skill that holds no significance
After jumping, it is now a game that has been won, even while fabricated.
This is in direct reference to Microsoft founder Bill Gates, during an interview in 1994 with Connie Chung where he performed a stunt that he had manufactured and created (as a quirk/for fun) with the simple rule being that you jump over a chair from a standing position. When performing, he took a 1-step runup before jumping and promptly apologised afterwards for doing so. This fabricated act now comes with a fabricated apology.
Before jumping the chair, it is a bit of fun and a quirk/skill that holds no significance
After jumping, it is now a game that has been won, even while fabricated.
John: Do you want to see me perfectly crack an egg with a soup ladle?
Peter: Go ahead
John: I'm sorry, I am using my hands so I really am cheating a little
Peter: You're really jumping the chair there, mate.
Peter: Go ahead
John: I'm sorry, I am using my hands so I really am cheating a little
Peter: You're really jumping the chair there, mate.
by susmaster420 February 05, 2022
the coolest ever, like who the heck invented folding chairs cause they are straight up dope. get yoself a folding chair
by baugette November 16, 2020
an irresponsible game, usually played under the influence of an alcoholic substance. The rules include finding the drunkest person in a pub and tipping their chair back and measuring the time in which takes for the person to fall backwards. The winners are rewarded with a cockie-slappie (see cockie slappie ref)
by Alan D B April 16, 2007