carson

the bestest person you could ever ask for in life. he has the best sense of humor and is usually always goofing around. he has a good music taste and always knows how to cheer you up, but in the weirdest ways possible.

if you ever like a carson, keep him (please). he is so amazing and kind. he's very honest and trustworthy. thanks for always listening to me faggot, i love you.

keep your carson and never let go.
carson is so fast. zoom
by sofieisfastzoom May 05, 2020
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Carson has the biggest dick known to man kind
person 1 : “oh hi carson
person 2 : “oh his dick is massive
by Joel embid May 10, 2022
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a midget who plays Fortnite in your room until you die of short-person poisoning.
by carsonstinkyatfrt February 27, 2024
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by Dinosaur Nibba November 08, 2020
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born in a car
mom: hey were you born in a barn you left the door open again

carson: NO i was born in fucking car mom
by bessy1234 March 28, 2019
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i love carson
why
he has big p
by berbien June 09, 2022
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Hey who’s that ?

That dood Carson .

Oh no .

Let’s go
by Oignait.24 April 20, 2020
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