Miss Teen South Carolina

The woman whose bikini pics I ashamedly masturbate to . The reason our kids are getting Shit grades in school . A girl who was " nervous" yet couldnt prove that her I.Q was above that of a vegetable when later interviewed. Barbie who knows that our education such as South Africa and "
the Iraq " has something to do with the way 1/5 of Americans cant locate the U.S on a world map.
Jimmy was choking his chicken to some nude shots of that stupid little hottie Miss Teen South Carolina , when his mother walked in and snipped off his John Thomas.
by BigJohnson69420 November 02, 2011
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Davidson, North Carolina

A shitty, left-winged college town full of yuppie hipsters and snobby rich old bastards.
Davidson, North Carolina is a shitty place. It smells like sewage, and everyone is so goddamned alternative.
by 6483-N March 06, 2012
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Greenville,North Carolina

A small-College town.A RedNeck environment.very very closed-minded and extremely Homophobic.the people hate anything thats different,that stands out,and if you are openly flamboyantly Gay greenville isn't a place for that.unless you want to be looked at funny.the people hate Gays that are too flamboyant.even the Gays in Greenville don't understand flamboyany Gays.too live in Greenville you got to be just "plain" and Pretend to be "Hetero".It's a nice town for those who live here but if your a Queer Greenville Isn't "That" diverse enough to live happy as a Gay person.Warning:you will be laughed at.mocked.hurrased.and looked at weird.
Greenville,North Carolina is a redneck,homophobic hick town that hates anything thats different or stands out.if your not just "Plain" old john,then your looked at as weird.people in greenville hate openly flamboyant Gays.Greenville is waaaaaay behind and extremely closed-minded.
by EightTrackGrooveSter January 12, 2009
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a tiny school out in the middle of nowhere surrounded by marines, old people, and tourists. Good if you have a car and unlimited supply of money for gas. The only thing close is Wal-Mart and the Kangaroo gas station. Watch out for the fox on campus, he'll stare you down.
Only go to University of South Carolina Beaufort if you wanna get the hell away from your parents for a few months, cuz you won't like it for too long.
by Blackkat63 February 17, 2009
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North carolina Steam Roller

During intercourse with a 300+ lbs woman, the guy licks the inside of her sweaty ass and then proceeds to penetrate the large fat huge rolls on her armpits with his tongue and then shits in his hand and slaps her in the face, and then makes da bitch lick it ALL off while saying 'i'm a fat slut'.
by Nelly&stephen December 26, 2009
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South Carolina Burger Durger

When you take a massive shit in a public place and it gets smeared all over the floor from people walking and slipping in it.
Billy: I had to shit so bad that I did a South Carolina burger durger at Walmart. I feel bad for the sucker that has to clean that up.
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