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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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blow-buy

Where a gal "purchases" a guy's assistance with one or more fellatio-sessions.
Monica Blewisnky is so smilingly attractive and has such huge luscious smoochy lips that she is usually able to get eager studs to assist her without having to pay them any money; she simply blow-buys anything she needs from them.
by QuacksO July 24, 2019
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Buy Google 5 Star Reviews

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by Buy Google 5 Star Reviews July 25, 2023
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buy someone with the name of a month a burger day

22nd of may is buy someone who has the name of a month a burger day.
oh yeah it’s the 22nd of may, it’s buy someone with the name of a month a burger day”
“we better go buy April a burger”
by burger_lover. May 22, 2024
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TAM BUI DAY

tam bui day is for all da people called tam to go to store and buy icecream
hi your name is tam too lets go buy ice cream cuz its TAM BUI DAY
by mäx loränz November 18, 2019
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buying kitkats

Actually means to fuck (Have sex with) someone
Do I have your consent to buying Kitkats?
by SomeoneEvenMoreRandom July 3, 2017
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