by ihatesociety September 10, 2022

by penismanwhoexists September 18, 2021

Mexican girl: ooooh look at him
Her best friend: Brody b?
Mexican girl: yeah 😋
Her best friend: ew
Her best friend: Brody b?
Mexican girl: yeah 😋
Her best friend: ew
by Alexa fart bucket the third June 1, 2022

Brody Dacre is such a smart humorous guy. He is sexy, adorable, cute, and hot at the same time. When you see him, you cant help but smile. Walking in public makes you notice how many girls check him out. Hes the type of guy that will dump you then ask you out again right away. He will give you his sweaters, cuddles, neck kisses, hugs from behind, and his unconditional love. If you can get a guy like him, hold on tight. The reason i say "a guy like him" is because hes taken, forever and always, you people searching this up wont ever change that. Hes the type of guy you will dump but regret it instantly. You will treat him like shit. You wont admit it to him but you love him and you cant lose him and he has your heart and that scares you to death...
Me- OMG GUESS WHO IM DATING NOW????!!!!
Her- brody dacre?
Me- oh... howd you know?
Her- oh jeez i dunno... maybe cuz youve been dating for 3 months and 8 days???
Me- oh yeah ahah, im lucky :)
Her- brody dacre?
Me- oh... howd you know?
Her- oh jeez i dunno... maybe cuz youve been dating for 3 months and 8 days???
Me- oh yeah ahah, im lucky :)
by said not to use my real name August 19, 2019

A Brody is many things: a friend, a lover, a warrior, a mentor. But beyond all of that he is a Brody. And a Brody is everything: an angel in the darkness, a wayfarer to guide your soul into the afterlife, an average bluecollar worker... a Brody. Brody is all around us. Brody is inside of us. Brody is omnipresent, omnipotent, omniscient. Believe in Brody and he will believe in you.
"Look into the shadows, and try not to scream... It's Brody!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
by WaffleSSJr January 21, 2022
