Doing It For the Bit

An unhealthy ideology. Following a joke beyond all definitions of humor, sanity, and practicality.

Walking in on ones of the boys having sex with another man:
"Don't worry dude, I'm doing it for the bit!"

by Coco PEartree October 30, 2023

Bit investigator

Some one who is investigating the viability of bit coins and other crypto currency's. A person with a general interest

Maitland the Bit investigator believes Cyrpto messages may be more interesting.

by RMEasshole November 05, 2013

Fun bits

A slang term for a man's genitals

Joe: Oi! No touchier my fun bits!

by Blackpeacock10000 July 29, 2020

bit rot

Either (1) the tendency for data stored on a digital medium to decay in quality, so that the contents are corrupted or (2) the tendency for software to mysteriously stop working after a period of time, despite no changes to the code.

My coworkers were angry at me that my program stopped working. I told them, "I tested it a few weeks ago, and it worked then! The failure must be due to bit rot."

by DonaldAlan September 12, 2021

Can't be bit for that

When a bargain is so good it can't be missed.

99p for a burger, can't be bit for that.

by QuadG July 17, 2017

Doodie bit

The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.

Got that shit wiped up, now to get the doodie bits I left behind.

by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020

Bitch Bits

The small peices of heroin that dont get used in the first shot...

Referred to in the Beatles' song "Happiness is a warm gun", John Lennon sings, 'I need a fix cause im going down, down to the bitch/bits i left uptown'.

What is that bum doing in that garbage bag??

He's scrounging for bitch bits... fuckin, junkie...

by imagine_enigami April 23, 2009