Birthday Thief

Someone who steals someone else's birthday

Hey, your birthday is on the 21st?

Yeah....

Mine too!

You, sir, are a BIRTHDAY THIEF.

by IAmNotABirthdayStealer April 5, 2011

Birthday Powers

Powers gained during one's Birthday. An form of manipulation only available on the day of one's Birth

Guy 1: Get me a beer
Guy 2: Get it yourself
Guy 1: I use my Birthday Powers, get me a beer
Guy 2: Fine.

by That HK Guy November 30, 2011

Birthday

Being thrown out of the place you live

"Saw Todd on the street the other day with all his stuff in a pile"

"Yeah, it was his birthday yesterday.

by guestguestguest4 November 27, 2012

Birthday Shout-Out

When a girl posts an old mirror pic of her and her bff for her bff's birthday instead of actually doing anything for her bff's birthday. Usually found on Instagram or Twitter.

"Omg, Happy Birthday! What did you get? Anything cool?"
"A Birthday Shout-Out."

by Cats917 July 25, 2016

birthday depression

As people gets older, the upcoming looming birthday triggers a series of depression related to aging, lack of accomplishment, unhappiness.

Bob is going to be 50, man, he is going through serious birthday depression.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016

Birthday

a day to celebrate because u haven't died lastyear

Sam: Yo nigga, happy birthday
Me: Thanks to god. He didn't kill me last year

by Vathsava El May 30, 2017

birthday festival

A week long festival that takes place around a person's birthday. It usually commences 3 days before the actual birthDAY, and ceases 3 days after.

Also known as "the festival of ME".

The birthday festival encompasses several key official events, including; the opening ceremony; eve of birthday eve; birthday eve itself; birthday recovery; and ends with a festival closure party. All other events occurring during this festival is at the discretion of the birthday person.

All friends, family and aquaintances shall worship and adore their birthday person during this time. Showering of gifts, favours, foot rubs etc and providing anything on demand to the birthday person is essential.

1. "Yo beeeatches, it's MY birthday festival, and you will drink cocktails out of my boot, if I say so"

2. Sorry Boss, I can't come to work this week, I have a birthday festival to attend.

by The Shonk-meister February 11, 2018