bean counter

Someone who is in upper management, typically a chairman or CEO of a large corporation, who only cares about cutting costs and pleasing investors.

Jack: Do you know why we're being laid off?
Dan: It's because of those pesky bean counters

by QCAudit April 19, 2016

bean boozled

you had a joke played on you/your the butt of a joke or something funny happened to someone you yell YOUVE BEEN BEAN BOOZLED

Yo did Sally really pants Sue?
YOUVE BEEN BEAN BOOZLED YOU THOUGHT

Ohh dude you totally got me
Haha

by graceunaa April 7, 2017

beanage

Used by guys to describe a very attractive woman. Its meaning is derived from the fact that they would not mind "flicking the bean", owing to her extreme attractiveness, i.e. giving her oral sex - often seen as a chore.

(In general laddish mode whilst observing an attractive woman) "Beanage!"

by Lucy February 16, 2005

Mexican Bean

A dirty mexican vajj that is on its period while using a taco shell as a maxi-pad and having sex with a donkey.

That women has the nastiest mexican bean!

by TheWhiteGuyWhoShaleNotBeNtLaid August 17, 2011

Mr.Bean

The greatest TV show ever. The funniest show ever known to TV.

Mr.Bean makes me laugh so hard. Don't pull a Mr.Bean.

by MSNMSNMSN January 2, 2006

bean blower

A crude expression meaning someone's asshole. This is made often in reference to homosexuals.

Sir Elton John loves nothing better than to get the "big fellow" right up his bean blower!

by Larryfun May 17, 2006

Bean Bro

A bong stronger than friendship, stronger than true love. Usually the bond is formed between a small group of males. they refer to eachother not by name but by simply calling eachother "brobeans". When in need one would assemble a "brobean talk" which is a short meeting between everyone considered to be a brobean. Brobeans never tell secrets to outsiders, however they tell eachother everything they know. No secrets are kept from brobeans. Alas, brobeans is not just a name for best friends. It is a way of life, and the brobean way of life will never be matched by any culture or any society past, present, or future.

"What's up bean bro"
"Yo! Bean bro"

by Exstractory April 1, 2015