Mr. Beans

The best fucking drum player ever to walk this planet.

Mr. Beans is not gay.

by Wait, who is Joe? November 16, 2019

cool beans

a slightly 70's style phrase which acts as an exclamation of approval to a previous statement

'i just got that girls number!'
'cool beans!'

by jimbob brown April 24, 2006

bad news bears

a phrase used in response to bad news or situations.

The Royal Tenenbaums isn't playing tonight? Bad news bears :(

by Bungalow Bill December 16, 2001

Garbanzo beans

a person or action that is utterly wack.

garbage or bammer

Man homeboy is straight garbanzo beans on the sticks!

that bitch at the club was garbanzo beans.

by Trentset May 29, 2008

Beans (Of Men)

Beans are the two things on a mans body located in a skin sack. They are also known as testicles. Balls are another word for beans.

playing baseball, " Oh shit, ughghh the ball hit me in the BEANS!"

two dudes hanging out. "Damn it! I just spilled dr pepper on my beans"

a guy who got laid last night. " Dude, my girl was sucking on my beans soooo fucking hard man!"

called beans, but are really Beans (Of Men)

by The Doctor... April 16, 2009

Beans in the trunk

When you jam your cock up a girl's ass.

Yo, Lachanda. Lemme put my beans in the trunk, girl.

by Rufino Jay November 27, 2009

bearsnake

What's the only thing more scary than a bear or a snake? A spider. Bearsnake is a compound noun and generic term for a spider, formed by combining the names of 2 frightening creatures of the wild, the bear and the snake.

Bearsnake is typically used as an exclamation when a large scary spider is spotted in your immediate vicinity. There are some notable exceptions however. You will be ridiculed if you claim bearsnake on a small garden or house spider. However, for a particular leggy granddaddy-longleg spider, you are allowed to claim legbear. The ultimate and fortunately seldomly used version is wolfbear, which is reserved exclusively for the mighty tarantula. It is critical to never falsely claim wolfbear as this can render your friends in a state of panic and possible medical emergency.

Ahhhhh, bearsnake! At least it's not a wolfbear.

by UncleFreddy October 24, 2014