balltard

A derogatory name for globe earthers.
They usually repeat the same 5 questions when debating flat earth, and always end up spiralling and using insults.

Those balltards really spiral whenever we present our proof.

by cicero/cici May 2, 2021

balt

🥏
frisbee

synonym ; wooshy

person 1 : hey what’s that ?
person 2 : oh that’s just people throwing around a balt for their dog 🥏

by rissphobic April 15, 2022

Double Baltic

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The post above the post above me is it

I could define this word, but that would be double baltic

by Nintendrew December 17, 2022

baltimore COUNTY

A county north of the city of Bawltimer that is completely useless except for its reputation as a "hotbed" of lacrosse and the annual Hunt Cup. The kids there think they have money, but that's only because they've only been exposed to Bawltimer city and county. When they grow up they get exposure to NYC and they see they're really just either white trash who's daddy couldn't hack it on Wall Street so he took a job at LeggMason, or they're the ugly jews who were ostracized in New York City so they had to come to Bawltimer to fit in.

An LSAT analogy... "BABYLON is to LEPER COLONY as MANHATTAN is to BALTIMORE COUNTY"

by Rick Salomon September 21, 2005

balltard

1. someone who likes mens private parts.
2. someone who likes to put basketballs up his ass.

he was a gay balltard.

dude you like basketballs in your ass your a balltard.

by chris everett November 4, 2007

Baltimore Basket

When you shit in a plastic bag from 711 and throw it into active traffic.

That guy gave me the finger yesterday so I gave him the ol' Baltimore basket while I was at the crosswalk.

by Irukandji July 11, 2007

Balto

A name given to someone who is a pathetic person. They are a poor excuse for a human being. They seek sexual relief by masturbating over text from the internet

It wasn't an issue Balto!
The starting running back for the oakland raiders is Robert Balto

by Chris Bernier & Mike Scholl May 1, 2004