Broomed the womb

when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.

After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!

by Superknox1andonly December 23, 2014

Baroogadega

Another word for Watermelon.

Pimp: Hello, random person!
Black Guy: *nom nom nom* Hello
Pimp: Is that some Baroogadega you've got there?
Black Guy: Shure is!
Random Person: THATS RACIST!!!!

by DerpTerp9001 December 29, 2014

broom service

A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.

In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.

by CapnWordsmith January 20, 2016

Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.

Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.

by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016

Broomatopian Logic

The logic that makes no sense

Nobody will understand my Broomatopian Logic!

by Unknown Rainbow Pixy Unicorn March 30, 2016

Baroumize

Baroumize - to improve aesthetically an enhance an experience.
Attractive of appealing.
Improve in efficiency, strutture, design and value.

We need to baroumize the project to create a better visual experience.
Now baroumize this PowerPoint draft, so it will be ready for a client presentation

by Risegenic May 1, 2016

Broomstick Riding

Nude running with a boner

"Wow look at a Vidit go!"
"Oh man! He's doing some mad Broomstick Riding!"

by ayyyyyyyy lmao June 26, 2016