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king kong barbie 

“King Kong Barbie” is a term used to describe a girl who is very strong and has a muscular body. It is used to describe women who are both beautiful and strong. The term originated in China where a girl named Cheng Lu became known as “King Kong Barbie” on video platforms such as Kuaishou and Douyin1.Received message. "King Kong Barbie" is a term used to describe a girl who is very strong and has a muscular body. It is used to describe women who are both beautiful and strong. The term originated in China where a girl named Cheng Lu became known as "King Kong Barbie" on video platforms such as Kuaishou and Douyin.
Tom: Dude did you see Carl's sister? She's jacked!
Sean: Yeah! She's a king kong barbie
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subway Barbie 

A woman who waits to get on the subway train to rummage in her pocketbook or shoulder bag for cosmetics and makeup when she could have done the same thing at home. Very annoying to the passengers seated immediately to the left and right of her, as she's elbowing those people in the ribs.
Man, I really get peed off at those subway Barbies! Can't they pretty themselves up at HOME?
subway Barbie by pentozali March 28, 2008

Water Barbie 

To have one's throat clogged up with watered down semen.
"After I went fishing with john, being water barbied was all I could think about."
Water Barbie by willfukfofee January 25, 2010

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Slacker Barbie 

When someone who is perceived to be attractive gets away with doing little or no work at the office because of her appearance. See also Slacker Ken.
I've been requesting forms from Slacker Barbie, but she's too busy doing nothing to respond.
Slacker Barbie by stagename October 7, 2011

Ka-Rah-Tay Skill Barbie 

Lives on a mountain with Kung Fu Action Jesus and Superman. she suffers from a fear of insects and does not know the names of tools.

Her hobbies are throwing tools at her mountain pals when they ask for them, and lots of studying. also, Ka-Rah-Tay Skill Barbie hates potatoes and will throw sharp tools at it the instant she spots one.

Ka-Rah-Tay Skill Barbie does not like firedrills while she is around Gogonick, who tells her to "control her hormones" daily.
"Ka-Rah-Tay Skill Barbie is NOT sold in stores"

Malibu Barbie 

A women over 40 who is down with the trends, witty, and has a great tan and tight body. Has a confident and special walk about her. Both girls and guys usually turn their heads to see a Malibu Barbie.

Typically has blond hair, is flirtatious, and has clothes made to order that are shipped to her office instead of her home.

Las Vegas is a typical destination for a Malibu Barbie.
"That Candace is my Malibu Barbie."
"You got to love that Malibu Barbie."
"Wow, this place is full of Malibu Barbie's."