Trash Bandit 

Trash Bandits are Generally a Species of man from Michigan can be found hanging out at 7-11, bowling alleys, trashy bars, hiding behind things & stealing stuff. Dumpster diving is one of their main hobbys, as well as Garbage picking in upper class neighborhoods every week and Scavaging for other peoples broken useless shit !

dude i was throwing out my old rollerskates and unwashed used gym shorts and the same trash bandits that come around every tuesday night basically got fresh pickins and snatched them both up with the quickness !

Hey dude look at the trash bandit over there leaning against the wall of that 7-11 reading Juggs magazine, i bet that is his '82 f150 with all the shit packed in the back stupid fuck must be out dumpster diving or garbage pickin !

Trash Bandit by B- Real August 23, 2009

Book Bandit 

One who enters bookstore or a library, finds the romance novels and sneaks a novel into a dark corner and jizzes in the pages with sex scenes written on them. After jizzing in the book, they close it and return it to the shelf as if nothing out of the ordinary occurred.

The local Barnes and Noble has a Book Bandit. I bought the new Twilight book, and as was reading I turned the page during a steamy scene, I realized a Book Bandit had been there first as all the following pages were jizz-glued together.

Book Bandit by shinto mularkey January 7, 2013

taco bandit 

A man that is very active in voyeuristic activities. This may include upskirts. His possible hang outs include the bottom of stairwells, Taco Bell, and in the women's bathroom. He is not known to have a job. Preferably he would eat taco's. He can differentiate many different types of underwear by small glimpses.

Taco Bandit could be found by leaving his trademark hat behind.

taco bandit by bob April 5, 2005

backseat bandit 

a kid who sits at the back of a bus or classroom and makes the bus driver's or teacher's life a living hell.

You kids up the back, stop fucking around!-if you're the teacher or bus driver

Hey man, we're totally eshays backseat bandits!- if you're the kids up the back

backseat bandit by qerk August 15, 2007

Hollister bandit

A person who wears hollister all the time and thinks that for some fucking reason they are individual while listening to lady frigging ga-ga on there ipod while texting on there "original" and "unique" Blackberry.

Normal guy: Oh crap a hollister bandit

Hollister bandit talking loudly on blackberry: Oh yeah i just got some hollister shorts for the summer And some hollister aftershave even though its 45 quid and hollister flip-flops and everything anyway i have to go im gonna go and buy the new laduy ga-ga album before it becomes mainstream *shudders*
Normal guy: FUCK.

Hollister bandit by I hate people... July 26, 2010

barefoot bandit 

bandits who are too bad ass to wear shoes so they do their shenanigans barefoot.

Tom- "Who tagged our car?"
Jerry- "Probably those barefoot bandits!"

barefoot bandit by The barefoot bandits September 17, 2011

Coochie bandit 

@spewn on Instagram he steals all the coochie

Yo might wanna watch out heard the coochie bandit is around

Coochie bandit by Yung.danks December 4, 2019