shit in a bag

When the toilet is so backed up from your roomate taking giant brick shits that you are forced to shit in a plastic grocery bag and throw it into your roomates room

Damnit I have to shit in a bag again!

by lerxst88 April 27, 2009

Drewche Bag

The next step above a douche bag. This person is extremely arrogant and annoys every person in any room they enter simply by the act of entering said room. Drewche Bags always ask irrelevant questions to you about themselves and answer their own questions by pointing both their thumbs at themselves and proudly exclaiming, "THIS GUY!" These questions about themselves often refer to sexual acts that either over-exaggerated or never performed. In fact while a drewche bag brags about fucking lots of women he is actually in the closet. Drewche bags also claim to be able to imbibe large quantities of alcohol and not actually reach the point of intoxication even though they are obviously stumbling and slurring their speech after two drinks.(also drewche bags reading this chuckled to themselves when they read the word quantities because of "tities.") Drewche bags are totally unaware that nobody likes them. One final way to spot a drewche bag is the annoying overuse of the phrase, "That's what she said."

Joe is such a drewche bag, we all know he was totally shitfaced and didn't fuck that hot chick last night; then after he told me about it he wanted to know if I would be his cuddle buddy tonight.

by Drew, the original "THIS GUY" April 6, 2009

Yayo bag

A recreational practice where someone of the male gender dips his testicles in cocaine, then dangles or dips them in the participant's face while they attempt to sniff off the illicit contents.

Backstage at the Jonas Brothers concert, the gay member of the band was spotted getting yayo bagged by a famous, teenage underwear model.

by Benny Browneye January 7, 2009

Fe-Bag

A fe-bag occurs when someone passes out from excessive drinking and or smoking and a girl pull hers pants down and squats over the face of the victim and places her beef curtains on the nose and/or forehead of the individual in similar fashion the classic T-bag!

Nick: "dude what the hell happened last night, i blacked out and woke up with my face smelly like dirty cooch"

Bret and Jordan: "dog...you got fe-bagged when you passed out."

by tricknasty69 September 10, 2010

old bag

A haggard, perpetually grumpy, good for nothing elderly woman.

Gertrude: "So Frank, did you hear about Walt's little doctor's visit? Seems the rectal examination made him a little bit squeamish. Let me tell you..."
Walt: "For Christ's sake! Shut up, you old bag, and grab me a cold one!"

by Nick D August 19, 2004

Bag Job

1.Person with a sexually appealing body but ugly face. Said a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'. See also butterface and prawn.

1.I'd fuck Trish, but she would have to be a bag job.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

cunt bag

Shithead, vicious, evil person that represents a manifestation of all that is wrong with the world... The ultimate worst insult that you can use to describe your friends...

That bitch is such a cuntbag!!!!!!

by Not so super DJ Gennady April 27, 2003