Butt Elves

The reason I came up with myself to explain to my children how corn, although fully chewed, still comes back out whole during a bowel movement.

Based off of the story of the poor cobbler and his wife who could not afford to make shoes to sell so that they could buy food (but were rescued by elves in the night who made the shoes for them to sell), Butt Elves work the same way, living inside your butt and stitching the corn back together. This explains the strange phenomena that most parents just can't explain to their youngsters.

"Daddy - why does my corn come back out whole in my poop when I chewed it up?"

"Well, sweetie, the butt elves must have been working overtime again!"

by HumpAChicken May 13, 2005

butt sex

This is 10% luck, 20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure, 50% pain
And a 100% reason to remember the name

dude i jst had awsome butt sex with tht hoe

by kid from ohio February 22, 2008

butt loving

to engage one's self in sexual intercourse via the anus

see anal for further graphic details

by Emily Weaver May 8, 2005

Butt Mess

a phrase meaning that someone just crapped themselves.

Shauna's mom had to throw out their couch because Shauna got her nasty Butt Mess all over it.

by dustbunnie August 7, 2007

butt hiccups

When you fart repeatedly several times in a minute.

I've got the butt hiccups. Maybe I should take a shit.

by Dr. Roz November 5, 2013

butt ranger

one who lusts after guys asses

that butt ranger would love to stick his pole up your ass

by MAJOR BUTT RANGER March 3, 2003

butt floss

Generic term for thong underwear.

Damn all the girls in this club have their butt floss riding high out of their skirts.

by mrlucretius August 22, 2012