by NinjaDefused May 24, 2015
Get the Best of Luck mug.From "The Penis Song" - in Monty Python's movie - The Meaning of Life! -
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "
by Volcanoe Joe January 21, 2009
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by better.worse.OK November 2, 2008
Get the best.worst.best mug.points that can be given out to your best dudes when they do something that a best dude would do like talk you up to some chicks or giving you extra food or just plain helping out. points can range from negative Infinity to positive Infinity.
Matt: hey man can you pick me up at the bar.
Chad: yeah on my way.
Matt: thanks, best dude points to you.
Chad: yeah on my way.
Matt: thanks, best dude points to you.
by bestdude November 21, 2010
Get the best dude point mug.John: hey dave have you seen that really old move? you know the one with the bees. literally the bee movie!
Dave: no man thats full to the brim with beestility
Dave: no man thats full to the brim with beestility
by neix May 20, 2013
Get the Beestility mug.Two people or more, that come from completely different backgrounds that meet at a vacation spot such as a cruise, resort, etc. After spending a few days together they feel "like they've known each other all their lives". After the vacation ends, they vow to keep in touch and keep up the friendship and never do.
Tyrone and Kenisha met Biff and Megan in Ocho Rios, went snorkling, sailing, ate lobster at Margaritaville and became "Best of Buddies", at the airport awaiting their return flight home, they exchanged emails, cellphone numbers and never saw each other again. Tyrone works as a janitor and Biff is a tax attorney in NYC.
by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013
Get the Best of Buddies mug.A best fridge is better than a best friend because one of you would've been smart enough to accidentally type 'fridge' instead of 'friend' in a conversation. To be a best fridge you must glove attack hugs.
Person - Are you two best friends?
Best Fridges - Pfft, no; we're best fridges!
*person walks away scared*
Best Fridges - Pfft, no; we're best fridges!
*person walks away scared*
by thefridgey January 29, 2014
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