Boner Doner 

n. mistake donation

"Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I make mistakes'" - Hubie's Mom

"Alright, I realize I might have gone too far for your teenage mental capacity, and that is a boner on my part."

Boner Doner by mrsdubois October 5, 2020

boner bruise

The mark left on a girl's leg after a long night of dry humping.

Armando: What the hell is that on your leg?!
Manda: That's the boner bruise you gave me last night... asshole.

boner bruise by Plowman July 20, 2008

boner attack 

This could be your worst...nightmare

Some people have this..."disease"
Boner-attack is a sudden boner even you are not thinking malicious or anything, nothing, it just attacks you,anytime.And you can barely walk.

It would be embarrassing if you're in class, office, or any publics places.
It may look funny if you seen one but it hurts.

Person 1: Damn, I was walking on the park with my friends,then I had a boner attack, all people was laughing their asses off.
Person 2:................................

I wish I can saw that moment.
Person 1:(grabs pan).

...

boner attack by Spamfood December 19, 2009

Boner Meter

A scale used to measure the hottness of a chick.

That chick was a 9 on the Boner Meter

Boner Meter by jayak November 7, 2004

boner blooper 

The phenomena of your penis accidentally falling out of your boxers through the front opening of your boxers.

I was walking around in my house when I noticed part of my penis felt cooler than the rest. Silly me, I didn't buy the boxers with the button in the front. I had a boner blooper.

boner blooper by mmolloy41 September 19, 2010

boner-be-gone 

An object or act of a person that totally unarouses a guy. Someone or something that kills the mood. Something that makes you anti-horny. cockblock buzzkill

Rad: Hey, check out these hot girls on the computer.

K-Dogg: **walks by with buttcrack showing**

Rad: Aw come on dude, you're a boner-be-gone.

boner-be-gone by Raditude December 17, 2008

Boner Danica 

A word used to express joy.

Jim: "Hey, I got a new flat screen tv!"
Your Response: "BONER DANICA!"

Boner Danica by Dedd Sex-E June 28, 2009