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boring shit

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored
bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning
by lilmissfunny July 23, 2010
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bubble blowing

when blowing bubbles on a males dick for the pleasure of doing so.
bubble blowing is when a girl may blow bubbles on a guys dick for fun or out of boredom.
by NB:) September 13, 2011
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Blowing out the candles

The act of spreading dollar bills on your palms and blowing them onto a dancer while she is on her back or hands and knees.
Going to the titty club and blowing out the candles on a strippers stomach up to her tits.
by Trailer Daddy February 18, 2010
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blowing off

Al, I would give you a blowing off
by Dave Dodd June 29, 2006
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Blowing smoke

It means to leave a situation, such as the pub or workplace.

Its a technique used in the army to leave a situation under the cover of a smokescreen. Usually during tank manoeuvres.
"Right, I'm blowing smoke."

"What time are you blowing smoke?"

"in about 15 minutes."
by Fm J. November 16, 2010
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kill me now this is boring

im so fricken bored i have nothing better to do.

also means vagina.
not really.

dirrrrtyyyy?
by 4player May 27, 2008
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blowing rot

to be utterly and completely full of shit
to speak to some one and clearly be bullshitting, but think your slick enough for them not to know...although in actual fact they are rolling their eyes at your stupidity.
person 1) did you talk to emily?
person 2) yeah what a loser... she said her parents are paying for a brand new benz for her bday
person 1) word? wait isnt she that same biatch whose parents dont own a car and is broke as hell?
person 2) yeah she was blowing rot all up in my ear, what a bullshitter,
by Queen Black May 6, 2006
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