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Big Dick

Nice compliment reserved for ridiculous Big Dick Energy super self aware people irregardless of gender; Cops bouncing your head off the patrol cars roof, coworker who attempts to step into a problem you are working on immediately followed by catastrophic failure, branch managers stating the obvious to fuck with you over dumb shit, manipulative schmoozers, backwards capped bro ninjas getting knocked smooth the fuck out and creepy poorly aging serial mac artists. Traditional to duck after uttering as it has a long storied tradition of being followed by cop hitting you again, coworker throwing heavy and/or sharp objects, branch managers getting manager with actual authority to fire and offensive ass hats doubling down on their harmful observations.
"Thanks officer Big Dick I will watch my head getting out of the vehicle as well!"
"Appreciate the help with setting off that hospitals fire sprinkler system Big Dick, but I think I got it from here. Go sit in the truck."
"Oh I'm 37 seconds late back from lunch? Good looking out Mr. Branch Manager Big Dick, you can go back in the office and bullshit on the phone now while I move these pallets of pig iron into the smelter. Good looking out though!"
"Hey Big Dick thanks for telling my partner about that thing in Vegas you talked me into fifteen years ago leaving off the fifteen year ago part, and so sweet of you to sending the gift basket to their parents house instead of ours."
"Big Dick pick up your teeth and GTFO, better keep at the strip mall douche dojo to come in here talking crazy."
"Yeah that sounds great Big Dick! Ask the whole table! We love whiskey-ed up floppy micro Big Dicks that somehow simultaneously destroy peoples lives, sanity AND pass syphilis mustard ooze to people when they are vulnerable!"
by Vonnegutstwerp, Belgium February 28, 2022
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big dick nate

Big dick nate he is fine , chocolate looking , with a fade , he in middle school & he have a big dick
Big Dick Nate Have Some Good Dick😋& It’s Big
by Tay Jackson February 22, 2019
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Big Dick Roller

Someone who steamrolls through other players in video games having the bigger dick therefore they are considered a big dick roller
These kids on Call of Duty tonight have no clue what they're about to get hit by a team of big dick rollers
by Sexy single Battery Sandy June 15, 2020
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Big Dick

David: I have a Big Dick
Jane: 2 is not that big of a number
by Actually Huge June 8, 2021
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Luke’s big dick

A hot guy that has a massive dick and can pull anyone
I wish I was Luke’s big dick
by Cocks magic June 20, 2023
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Big Dick Syndrome

Big Dick Syndrome, or BDS for short, is when you have an absolutely massive, world destroying manhood. Not to be confused with Big Dick Energy, Big Dick Syndrome is when you actually have a massive member, a humongous hammer, an elephantine erection, a colossal cock. Choose your pick, they're all valid.
Girl A: So you're telling me that even a magnum was too small for him?
Girl B: Yeah. I actually saw him struggle to put it on, it was crazy. I think he's got, like, Hulk genes or something.
Girl A: I'll say! That sounds like a huge case of Big Dick Syndrome. I just hope he doesn't destroy you.
Girl B: Haha me too.
by Yeethaw_76 July 25, 2019
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gossy big dick in you

usually a friend of a man named leroy or lezroy or big lez or any lesbian of that type
big dick gossy big dick in you

mum: no yo fucking cant

gossy: my mum said maybe
by Ggehsjskaksk February 27, 2017
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