Can I go to the bathroom?

This is the question students ask most at school. It's the sound that resonates most each and every session of class at any given school.

Some teachers continue to use the completely outdated response of "I don't know. Can you?"
Any student sick of that crap to the max might stop the class to not only correct themselves, but also to survey the rest of the class via a show of hands to see who else predicted the teacher was going to play the outdated-sense-of-humor card

Can I go to the bathroom?

*Maybe I should ask my Google assistant that question*

by RevengeOfTheSeph November 21, 2021

have sex with me in the bathroom

ohh babyy commee and have fuckin Sex with me in the washroom yasss daddyyyy

ohh babyy commee and have Sex with me in the bathroom yasss daddyyyy

by yesss daddyyyy January 3, 2022

Latina Bathroom

A foul aroma usually lingering in the women's public restrooms at swapmeets, gas stations, rest stops and inner city fastfood joints that always smells like a combination of fishy period blood, stank coochie and dookie mixed with qweef. An odor that develops in many hispanic chick's coochies from tight underwear, tight pants and lack of washing from the water being shut off in the projects where they reside.

When that ho took off her drawls I almost passed out from the strong latina bathroom smell.

by ~Kung Fu Chick~ January 19, 2011

YMCA bathroom

that awkward moment when you turn around to see a naked old hag sitting on the toilet taking a shit (only wearing shoes) at your local YMCA.

today i innocently went to the bathroom at my local YMCA bathroom and some lady pulled a YMCA bathroom.

by bummyland November 13, 2011

the bathroom

The place where %95 of MySpace default pictures are taken.

Dude, did you take a picture of yourself in the bathroom?
Yeah, it's the only room with a mirror.

by xtraflynikekicks April 2, 2009

triple action bathroom break

The act of taking a dump, having a meal and catching a solid blow job all while sitting on the toilet.

It doesn't get any better than that man, I just had a triple action bathroom break at work. You know I caught A knob job from Tina and had a steak and baked potato all while releasing a turd.

by bastubes December 11, 2007

paint the bathroom

v: the act of ejaculating on someone's face. (past tense: painted their bathroom)

excuse me bitch, mind if i paint the bathroom?

by ike baby April 4, 2006