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ball jacked

While sitting on a Porta-John taking a dump, a prankster drops a rock down the venilation shaft of said Porta-John, thus splashing the shit of many others upon the balls of the occupant.
I was taking a shit at the Old Pueblo and got ball jacked by the drunken fuck camping next to me.
by Tio Innocente April 17, 2009
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Ball Shorts

Wearing a pair of shorts that are loose and repeatedly showing your nuts to other people when sitting down. Usually on a bench of some sort. It helps if you make rapid hand movements by the area of vision.
Dude, did you see Jason's balls through his leg hole?

yea, those are some real Ball Shorts
by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009
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ball's neck

"I need one of those pumps to stretch my ball's neck."
by donny brown August 13, 2007
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Ball Brushing

Also known as 'Bollock Brushing', it is the unfortunate act of unintentionally allowing ones testicles to come into contact with those of another male during a sexual act with a female, where both the men involved are heterosexuals.

Ball brushing can occur at many stages during an act such as a threesome, where both the males are exploiting the lower region/s of the female. In the somewhat cramped conditions of the vagina during a threesome, it is easy to look control of the oscillation of you testicles. Careless fluctuation of the 'bollocks' can lead to a sometimes unnavoidable case of ball brushing.
Female: uh uh oh yea!
Male 1: Yer! say my name bitch!
Female: Oh fuck yer, give it to me Male 1
Male 2: Urgh!! Shit man mind the ball brushing!
Male 1: Fuck! Sorry dude my bad, I got carried away
by Rory Quinn aka Jelly Man July 2, 2008
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ball of fuckery

anything that is a complete or total mess, a ball of fuck, a ball of fuckery ( reserved for a huge and total mess of shit )
( Jim is working on his car and obviously does not know what he is doing )

"Jim is an idiot, look at that ball of fuckery"
by embrey March 27, 2010
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ball snack

The hungry nibbling on a man's ball sack during foreplay.
Yo my girlfriend was so into it last night, she got herself a ball snack.
by diklikka45 May 8, 2010
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Ball Splash

When you take a dump and the backsplash hits your testicles.
Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea ball splash. I hope I got it all off.
by Velocinox October 28, 2010
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