August 31

National girl day💖 appreciate any girl in your life weather it be a friend, girlfriend, mom, auntie, sister

August 31 National girl day💖 is a day to appreciate the girls in your life

by Ur_girl_naynay August 31, 2019

August 8th

National Orgasm Day.
Everyone have sex on this day

Hey bro , my girl and i are having sex today its national orgasm day its august 8th

by tinachick July 7, 2011

August 31

The day a bad ass bitch was brought into this hell hole we call earth, they are a virgo and they love mocking their science teacher and throwing computer moniters down from the top floor of their apartment complex

Wow you're born in August 31? You're a fucking baddieee

by Theybaddassbitch05 August 6, 2020

august 29

National kiss your girlfriend day.

It is august 29th.

by august 29th November 9, 2021

August 22nd

The prettiest date out of all of them, a good day to get married, or ask someone out, or just love.
Love love love

Hey Happy August 22nd!! <33

Aww thank you!! Happy August 22nd to you too!!! <3

I love youu

I love you moree

by Lena_outtahsre August 22, 2021

August 28

Most badass people are born on this day. If looks could kill, they would be serial killers. They might look closed off, mean, cold hearted but once you get to know them they are the exact opposite. Hanging out with them brings peace and excitement. They have a crazy and wild side ( if you came across and met that side of theirs , you are the luckiest person ever. ) and could be a sweet angel if treated well. Their humour is underrated and sarcastic, you just can’t get enough of it and you will fall in love with their adoring , bold personality. Their beauty is one of a kind. Simple and elegant yet holds so much power. One look and you’ll get obsessed. Be warned!

1: Hey , when’s your birthday ?

: August 28
1: I knew it , you’re one of a kind.

by letssgetdrunk November 22, 2021

Augustus

A legendary dick Jedi that has mastered the power of his dick to exert power over others. He is usually controlled by lust and will do anything for a quick fuck. Friends should be careful presenting their girlfriends around him as they are easily seduced by the power of his big dick energy.

Yesterday Augustus walked into my apartment with his dick hanging out, I just couldn’t resist and I let him do me right there.

by Jhnu April 11, 2019