Anne Coulter

Ann Coulter is my mother, who ruined my life simply by giving birth to me. Because of her genetics, I look exactly like her. I cannot leave the house without a paper bag over my head, because the mere sight of my hideousness causes even the most sensible of people to instinctively throw rocks at me or run away in terror. Children burst into tears when they see me.
I was not married by the time I was fifteen, as I'm so repugnant, which caused my father to send me off to a convent. I was routinely rebuked for singing and being late to dinner. Then I died.

"Billy, you really shouldn't come play at my house. My mother has a habit of raping 12 year old boys."

by Naijeta March 27, 2005

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anne rice

Author of The Vampire Chronicles, The Mayfair Witches and many other books. A modern literature legend.

Yes, I am an Anne Rice fan.

by Zoecb October 24, 2004

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Ann-Marie

Wise, articulate, loving, and caring person. She commands attention when she walks in a room with her style and grace. Captivating, sex appeal. Mysterious and spontanious. Wonderful lover, companion and friend.

Ann-Marie: They seem to know a lot of things when it comes to taking care of a man. In and outside the bedroom. She leaves a positive mark on everyone she comes into contact with expecially her past lovers.

by i_candi4u February 3, 2010

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Elizabeth Anne

a girl who is drop dead gourges. loves the color pink, always has a bow in her hair, and thinks she is snooki
has an obsession with textting and talking
will only love a guy if his name is justin or daniel.

has a sever case of bieber fever and cant stand megan fox :p

omg is that elizabeth anne?? no...shes not with justin..it cant be her!
is elizabeth really trying to study for a test?

rofl no..she dosent like school!

by Morganlovesyou September 26, 2010

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