Alley Wrench

A penis on a woman; usually found as a decorative piece only. Unlike a penis found on a man, an Alley Wrench does not serve a copulatory purpose, and isn't the source for urinary secretion.

John was dumbfounded to discover Jane had a kinky side, which included an Alley Wrench three inches longer than his penis.

by wolfgang_cometh July 9, 2010

Angley

A lazy word for angled or curvy.

When Carrie was driving in Hamilton, the roads were all angley.

by szenasim November 1, 2017

Back Alley HandShake

- When a man inserts all five fingers into a hookers ass in a back alley while lifting his hand up and down, like a handshake.

- Did you hear about ol' Randal?
- Yup, he's giving AND getting back alley handshakes.

by Chrisam November 11, 2014

Alley Oop

An Alley Oop can happen when a person goes to wipe their ass after taking a shit. As a the hand brings the toilet paper up to the anus, an extra little turd falls out of the ass, sticks to the toilet paper, and gets slammed back into the rim... just like in basketball.

Unfortunately, an Alley Oop usually means that the turd will be smeard around on your ass and probably require a shower.

I went to wipe my ass and gave myself an Alley Oop. Gross.

by Wang_1814 June 8, 2009

Alleyna

A not retarded person who is kind of ehhh but like pretty smart if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) anyways yea go look up your name

Alleyna is kind of ehhh
Ehhh Alleyna is
Alleyna = ehhh
Is Alleyna ehhh?
Alleyna is ehhh but ehhh is EHG
Ehhh, Alleyna was it?
Ehhh, Alleyna.
Alleyna ehhh?

by BigFrothyZotzCandy69 May 30, 2018

aleyoop

When you are about 2 do something crazy you say this word.

Steve: we will have two jump.

loyd: but i dont want two.

steve: Aleyoop wwwaaaaaaaaaa!

by rodam July 16, 2006

ALLEY OOCHEE

Born Ashley Culpepper in Waterloo, IA December 12, 1988 Alley is becoming a well known household name. Alley oochee is a female rapper that is considered to be up there with " the men". ALLEY OOCHEE moved to Atlanta, GA in 1996 when she was 7. She is multi-talented she models, acts, produces, writes, directs films, and of course raps.

ALLEY OOCHEErapfemale

by jellyo November 26, 2010