Angry Kitty

When your girl pushes you out with her pussy muscles right after sex.

Man my girl gave me an angry Kitty last night.

by Evil Krys April 23, 2016

angry hitchhiker

The Angry Hitchhiker is a move used during sex by the man to stimulate his girl. It's done as the two are slipping into position to 69. It involves the man sticking his thumb in the vagina of his lady when her backside is exposed to him. The man then thrusts his thumb back and forth ferociously, just like a hitchhiker does when they are mad that they haven't received a ride yet. Typically happens when one honks or waves when going by the hitchhiker.

Adam and Sandra were getting it on. Adam suggested 69 and Sandra moved into position. When she got in place and was giving Adam head, Adam inserted his thumb into Sandra's pussy and gave her the Angry Hitchhiker. She sucked him off like never before.

by Robert MacDonald January 22, 2017

angry pup

When you Tea Bag someone and the balls get stuck in their throat. This can happen from low hanging balls or small nuts. (Such as a puppy getting a tennis ball stuck)

Joey's Balls were just small enough to get stuck in his girlfriends throat so she was gagging all night long.

Joey couldn't' get his girlfriend to shut up so he pulled an angry pup on her.

by vdub4motion June 26, 2017

Angry wank

To completely explode and spew ones anger in the face of an unwitting person

Charisma had an angry wank when Judy commented on the redness of her hair after she had accidently dyed it that colour.

by 1 Toy Maker June 3, 2018

angry pirate

Angry pirate is when you piss off a homeless man with a eye patch and a missing leg and then run away as he hobbles away

"dude I got chased down by a angry pirate today". "poor guy kept tripping, then he got hit by a car"

by Whit3 September 10, 2018

Angry Reno

A middle aged cranky man who gambles daily to see who he can offend with his political points of views all while hating everyone and the donkeys of the world.

This guy is out there shouting 45 all day and hating on the democrats. He’s such an angry Reno

by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019

Angry seagull

An act in which a firefighter (typically of the North American coastal variety) deliberately soils his class “B” uniform shirt with a white substance of some kind, eg. cake frosting or penile ejaculate.

This disgruntled act of passive aggressive behavior is typically displayed at morning briefing and in response to a superior officer’s request to don the appropriate uniform attire when the overworked employee returns to the station after responding to a deluge of medical aids.

“Looks like Joe was up all night on the box again, he looks exhausted”

“Yeah, the chief must have given him crap about the uniform shirt policy and he just did the angry seagull....what a badass”

by Hoseman August 2, 2019