I am Jake

I am Jake was coined as a response to a post made by infamous Portland methhead Barbie in which she accuses one of her rando neighbor of being an anti fascist out to scare her.

I am Jake or Jake is now a symbol of anti fascism in Portland.

I am Jake because fuck the “PDX Crew” fascists.

by Dimestore February 2, 2019

I am Joe's

Repeated phrase in the BOOK Fight Club.*

*note: In the movie, they use Jack, not Joe.

I am Joe's Enraged, Inflamed Sense of Rejection.

by RawrYoNig May 24, 2010

I am hot

If you have searched this then speculations are correct, you are indeed, extremely attractive. Congratulations, you receive a coffee mug, an obnoxious letterman jacket and the hate of all ugly people!

Gertrude- "Why does my life suck so much?"
Jared- "Awww.... It's because you're an ugly person"
Gertrude- "That's not true!"
Jared- "Yes it is, look at me I am hot and i love life!"

by Jared is hot December 19, 2009

I am gay

I am gay is a definition for i honestly don't fucking know, but i know the gay word is uh.... what?

Person 1: I am gay

Person 2: what

by I AM SO PRO November 13, 2020

trans am

The car of choice for front yards of trashy trailer homes. Usually found on blocks since they're pretty much junk.

Bob: Hey I think i'm going to get a Trans Am.
Dave: Those things are junk.
Bob: You're right.

by pooptooth February 4, 2010

What-I-Ams

A pack of Kool menthol cigarettes

"man, let me get a bottle of bumpy and a pack of what-I-ams"

by Jaelithe January 30, 2008

I am them

A phrase a women used when she dialed 911 to report a drunk driver. She was the drunk driver.

911 operator: do you know who the drunk driver is?
Drunk woman: I am them!

by xxScene13xx November 7, 2009