Midnight Alice

An ugly girl, whose name you don't know. Midnight meaning when she looks best.

She's a Midnight Alice

by jmcarter91 March 19, 2011

Alice

A curved, bent, or deformed Penis.

"Dude, I can see your Alice!"

by A Alice May 20, 2015

Alice

An awesome friend that anyone should give anything to be friends with.

Wow, what a great friend. She must be an Alice.

by lilgumm July 17, 2012

Friend of Alice

Pedophile. In reference to Alice in Wonderland. Which was probably written by a pedophile.

Mr Dodgson appears to prefer the company of girls rather than women. Perhaps he is a Friend of Alice.

by MockTurtle October 22, 2016

alice

probably gay but a great female with a funny personality. plays fortnite

alice is sooooo gay

by patriciaxxrainbow May 9, 2018

Alice in chains

Alice in Chains were a band who wrote music about drug addiction hence the name, rather than alice being in wonderland their name blatantly reffers to the misery of drug addiction.

Their beautiful and melodic music acts as a vehicle for them to express their emotions regarding esp. layne staley's 15 year struggle with multiple substance addiction, family breakdown and disfunction.

they portray this so well that people many people who listen to them are in danger of becoming depressed merely by listening.

In my opinion their work is as valuable as the most important literature and poetry of the 20th century.

My life is shit, I feel like I am treading water in a big black sea, and that I just dont have the energy or desire to keep swiming, I am pretty sure that soon I will find myself sinking with lungs full of water, impotently paralised and traveling down to what ever namless horrors live in the deep.

holy shit have you been listening to Alice in Chains again?

by wadstard April 28, 2012

Alice

The very definition of food moocher. Beware, run if you see one staring at your food for long periods of time. If she gets a hold of your food, run even faster, Chance of getting spit on by food she has devoured. She also sucks at thirteen, and Tetris.

Wow, i beat alice in tetris, i wasn't even trying. But then she took my food after. =

by LootleTootle May 30, 2014