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Alarm cock

An unusual form of alarm used to wake one up in the morning,provided by males, usually used on females (some exceptions may apply) that may cause either intense pleasure or discomfort, depending on the user and alarm. Please note that this device does not work when the alarm is under the age of 12 or above the age of 60. One method to remedy this situation for those above the age of 60 may be a little blue pill that can be provided by your local doctor.

Batteries not needed.
there's something wrong with my alarm cock, it's started waking me up later and later nowadays
by chocolatesa August 15, 2003
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Albajenic

Somebody who is sound and easy to get on with
claire is such an albajenic person
by mat12334 January 13, 2006
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alarmistice

finally getting up after a battle with the snooze button
Okay, okay, I'm up! Jeez! Alarmistice already.
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alarm clock grenade

noun. An alarm clock which is set on a short timer by someone still laying in bed and then thrown to the other side of the room. When the alarm clock goes off its user will then have no choice but to get out of bed to turn it off. A common method of waking one’s self up.
'I was having trouble getting out of bed on Monday morning, so I chucked an alarm clock grenade.'
by KartoonHead September 26, 2011
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Alarnah

Alarnah is the most beautiful girl you would ever meet. She is loving caring and always there. She is sporty and very competitive. She draws attention to boys because she is so gorgeous. She is loved by everyone and is very popular
Alarnah is amazing
by Janica October 10, 2018
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Alaric

Alaric is cute and stupid, he loves to play and he does not want to bet bored. He is a good and a thoughtful person. Alaric from the greek word of aric means smart and full adventure. He is loving and caring but sometimes he is insensitive.
Who is alaric
by shibong June 7, 2021
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tiajauna alarm clock

the act of getting hit in the genitalia with a bottle of tequila to wake you up
jack gave stan a tiajauna alarm clock for honakkuah

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by hdmq December 11, 2015
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