The car ain't running

"The car ain't running" is a term used to describe when somebody's joke is severely unfunny, to the point nobody laughs.
Whenever someone says an unfunny joke, you can say it to tell them that it was not funny.

*Someone tells an unfunny joke*
"Hey bruh, the car ain't running."

by anonymous October 31, 2025

Ain't

Slang; England: Aim not.

I ain't got a care for the Karen.

by Skray Darthra Soulmeka October 27, 2019

ain't

Slang for are not or is not

Ain't nobody got time for that

by Kaitlynuncensored January 14, 2017

You Ain't Right

Southern American English phrase used when someone says something that is crass or offensive, but you aren't mad at them because it was also somewhat true or funny. You yourself didn't say it because you're just not quite fucked up enough to do so, but the other person is. Instead of telling the other person "How dare you!" or "That was a terrible thing to say!" you can just blithely remark, "You ain't right."

Jim: "Maybe this country wouldn't be so fucking fat if people went outside more often and ate less McDonald's. A few more ladies could at least start eating less."

Bob: "You ain't right, Jim."

by MeaningChronicler February 10, 2025

ain't no trip

"it is not a problem, do not trip."

Foo "Aye can I ask you for a favor g?"
Cuh "Yea, ain't no trip"

by sideshow_pya April 13, 2022

you ain't the future of shit

You will not be important in the future and you are not important now. So stop complaining.

Whiner: Man, they really need to pay me more at work.

Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'

by theworldisforked February 26, 2020

Ain't

Not a word 0)Some nincompoop thought they'd try to put "are" and "not" together into one nonsensical word! GRRRR!

Ain't Ain't a word and you Ain't going to catch me saying it!

by brainified November 1, 2023