Alien’s Brain

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.

That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.

by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023

Alien

Cosmic Nigger

Look at the alien right there

by NormalBlackGuy January 4, 2019

Alien off

Insult your friends without them even knowing!

Alien off Will

by Damian1_3 May 28, 2018

Alien Blood

Simply another term for Lean.

This Alien Blood got me seeing purple visions bro.

by Skeletard September 23, 2022

ian the alien

Ian the alien is an alien from outer space. He has been spotted multiple times dancing to the reese's puffs rap. Sadly Ian has severe bone cancer wich has resulted in him getting osteoporosis and crippling depression

Did you see "Ian the Alien" yesterday?!
Yea dude! He was dancing to that weird reese's puffs rap!

by 43156987iuyjhtgfvdwdr24r5y678u May 8, 2017

Alien godess

Ricki simonds the queen of all you can see. Hoebags.

The alien godess took over the world!!

by Goselighting May 23, 2024

aliens are coming

When aliens are coming: 💀
After the alien attack 🛸: ⚰️

guy 1: OH NO ALIENS ARE COMING! ALIENS ARE COMING!
guy 2: and... then?
guy 3: How? Aliens are coming?

guy 2: aliens doesnt exist

guy 1: LOOK AT THE WINDOW!
guy 2: what the...

explosion 💀💀💀💀💀

by mister camera November 21, 2023