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Filthy Alice

Alice is filthy.

Sorry Alice.
by Non-filthy bon July 28, 2023
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Alice

Alice. Has the greatest personality. She will laugh at your jokes but non about her personally, talk good of you unless you do her horribly wrong. She makes lots of friends and is a good friend who will have your back but she's no fool. She knows gossip and can let you know what's up with out telling you what's up. Always up for a good time. Everyone loves cares about Alice because she loves and cares too. Sometimes distant but that's okay she busy being a diva.
Girl. Have you talked to Alice?
Girl 2. Yea. Just the other day
Girl. Cool. I miss her
by RockMyThang! July 29, 2023
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Alice

alice is the person we all aspire to be; smart, kind, and deeply, deeply intelligent.

with her there’s just so much to admire, and although she doesn’t realise all the time, so many people love her with all her heart, and aspire to be like her one day.

her fashion sense is chic, and cool, and her jewellery is demure and elegant.

people tell alice things they don’t tell anyone else, because once you tell her something, she keeps it locked in a safe, deep within her heart.

alice doesn’t realise her true beauty, but should do because all the boys love her, and she girls always wish they looked like her.

she’s funny, and makes you laugh like you
do with no one else.

whilst her sense of geography and direction is lacking, she is a different breed when it comes to academics- simply out of this world.

when you meet an alice, never let them go, because she is a one or a kind.
daisy: that girl alice is a different breed of smart.

megan: i know- i wish i could be her
by isupportchelseanotunited November 24, 2021
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Alice In Chains

Alice In Chains is the best of their genre
by UltimateDoge October 26, 2022
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Alice in Wonderland

A girl who is sexy and needs to be fucked hard up her dress.
by Carlover360 November 11, 2020
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Alice

A nonce that touched children at the week end.
Jheez did you see Alice? She’s at that school again
by Beanbeater2008 September 21, 2020
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Alice Kelly

A mean bitch face slut who has no eyebrows, so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away, she’s a right tit.

From Freya and Lola :)
Random girl: omg have you seen that fat pig Alice Kelly over there! She’s a whore.
by P_trained December 7, 2019
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