Alex

A very deceptive person, but with a soft side, he always seems confident but gets very insecure when it comes to dating.

Bro Alex just gave away my crush!

by Don't touch me without armor November 18, 2021

Alex

the gayest name in the world.
If your name is Alex, then you are most definitely not straight

Person 1: “Hey, that guy likes men!”
Person 2: “Well no shit, his name is Alex.”

by Definitely not Alex. November 20, 2021

Alex

The biggest Time Jew you'll ever meet. Takes 20 years to lace up his shoes.

Do you think Alex will be on time? No, he's being a Time Jew and probably still tying his shoes.

by Meat slaps 69 August 18, 2021

Alex

They is a super awesome friend, best friend u could have, tho is depressed but it’s really nice to have around

Alex u cute

by Micaelaaa :3 October 2, 2021

Alex

Alex is very basic since it’s probably a person under the trans umbrella who chose the name alex like pretty much everyone. They are very handsome and easy to fall in love with. Alex will do anything for their friends to feel good and will always care abt others more than themselves.

Person A: wait is alex gay?
Person B: their name is literally alex what did u expect

by kindafruitytbh November 21, 2021

Alex

An Alex is a strong adventurous being, who will do anything they put their mind to. Any efforts to tame an Alex will be thwarted; they will most certainly defy you!

Approach slowly at first, allow Alex to come to you as they can be shy creatures. However, once they get to know you, they will turn your life upside down and you will certainly have a great time!

Physically, Alex is athletic, beautiful and sexy. They won't be aware of their physical prowess, so make sure to let them know.

I met an Alex on the weekend, they are stunning, and we had so much fun together!

by TWIST_IT_BOP_IT November 22, 2021

Alex

The slimiest mfs on the planet. Alex's love hentai and are very exclusive with the cocks they suck. Even though they have very low standards, they somehow manage to be the lowest of the low, scurrying around as the lowest dregs of society. They love looking at porn in public and are surprisingly proud about being degenerates.

Many of them blame their faults on their lack of a father and furthermore turn to anime to stir up the smallest of emotions in their cold dead hearts.

Person: Aye bro Alex whatchu doing in the back of the class?
Alex: Mf I'm reading hentai what else do you think I would be doing?

by ilike(wo)men21 November 22, 2021