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ho-maintenance

To initiate contact with past lovers, hook-up buddies, and one night stands after long intervals of time with no communication for the purposes of:
1) ensuring that he/she will indulge in the thought of you
2) that he/she will reminiscence about past passion,

3) he/she will try to pick up where you last dropped off, and/or
4) seeing if he/she can still be considered your ho
1) I just engaged in "ho-maintenance" by sending mass text messages to past hook-ups only during the holidays
2) I engage in ho-maintenance by calling ho's while drunk just to see what they are doing after not talking to them after a long time
3) I did ho-maintenance by sending text messages like "I was just thinking about you" after months of not contacting them
by Cmakow1986 January 13, 2011
mugGet the ho-maintenancemug.

ho-fully

1. In a ho-ful manner.
2. A wishfull thought for sexually easy women
3. to be ho-ful
"Well, Jimbo, ho-fully, there will be lots of loose girls at the party tonight!"
by Lani & Bri September 12, 2008
mugGet the ho-fullymug.

Mr. Ho

The latest stud there is.
Can complete complicated math equations in his head(not because he’s Asian).
You: I wish I could be like Mr. Ho one day.
by Phone Boy Dewey May 1, 2019
mugGet the Mr. Homug.

snow hoing

(v) the action of hiring a sexual prostitute known for operating under subzero weather conditions, most often in Poland.
<past> Snow hoed
"Hey, where were you last night?"
"Oh, I was out snow hoing."
by Fleeg-blad January 11, 2014
mugGet the snow hoingmug.

hubcap ho

A woman who talks to or dates a man based on the kind of car he drives.
Man, don't mess with her. She a money hungry, hubcap ho.
by Jfer25 December 4, 2016
mugGet the hubcap homug.

shengping ho

Shengping Ho.
The epitome of genius and wealth. He is also the best roommate who gives you free food. He will ace every test then tell you he failed when all along he set the curve. He forces you to do your homework and makes you actually succeed even if you don't want to. He is the kind of guy you want to have around because he is very motivating.
That guy is such a shengping ho. We should invite him into our friend group.
by IdiosyncraticOne November 15, 2017
mugGet the shengping homug.

dispo ho

A girl who thinks she knows everything about weed because she works in a dispensary.
"Did you see Lizzy in the dispensary talking about weed like she grows it but really she smokes a gram a day?"
"She's just a dispo ho!"
by The Looking Glass June 7, 2018
mugGet the dispo homug.

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