Glittering Shitfuck

Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.

This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.

A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!

The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.

After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
by Parnate March 08, 2024
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Glitter cricket

Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.
by Notaglittlercricket April 02, 2020
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Glitter cricket

Often know as a city slicker or a glitter chigger but for both sexes

Or a guy that say he knows what hes doing with cars, trucks, or hunting but really dont like to get his hands dirty or his boots.... just a glitter cricket....
by Notaglittlercricket April 02, 2020
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Glitter Gang

Two people that are extremely happy together. They do things differently from most couples yet seem to function better than other’s
Those two are honestly the Glitter Gang
by Mel-0 April 30, 2018
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Glitter Party

A party where a bunch of girls get together for no reason just to have fun.

(kinda like a girls day out but that's so last century so it's called a glitter party)
Annie and Darla are having a glitter party this weekend at the mall.
by FlutteryBMW November 29, 2017
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Garry (Glitter)

Rhyming slang for 'shitter' a.k.a. anus
"Im on the blob (my period) but you can bang be up the Garry (Glitter) if you like"
by sleiper April 29, 2022
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glitter vagina

when a woman/man wants to get a divorce right after they got married
ross wants to divorce cam after one day of being married he's such a glitter vagina
by grace_glitter_vagina August 22, 2017
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