Bloody Crumpet

When you give a girl oral when she's on her period.

Guy 1: Damn, I had to give my girl head last night, but she's on her period!
Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?

by cityondown123426 June 2, 2008

Bloody Vagina

a cocktail similar to a bloody marry, but made with wine instead.

bar tender: what do you want?

tom: ill have a Bloody Marry

bar tender: were outta vodka.

tom: then make it a Bloody Vagina

by rancidbeef54 April 9, 2010

Bloody Teabag

Basically when you dip your balls in a girls vagina well she has her period.

Geo: I gave my girl a Bloody Teabag last night
Nathan: Gnarly bro

by Meadows007 August 24, 2016

The Bloody Diarrhea

The Bloody Diarrhea is a drink prepared by melting two heath klondike bars in the microwave and pouring it into a red solo cup. Another preparation method is to add a 1/2 cup of grenadine to the beverage.

The Bloody Diarrhea is shitty.

by Boobs are squishy October 31, 2021

bloody windsock

This is when the anal lining is pulled out due to blunt trauma. The lining then hangs limp resembling a bloody wind sock.

Steve split Roger open like a coconut to celebrate President's Day. Things got out of hand and Roger had to go to the ER for a bloody windsock.

by Chode Warrior 81 March 10, 2014

bloody tart

a woman who dresses or behaves in a way that is considered tasteless and sexually provocative.

dated

a prostitute.

"the tarts were touting for trade"

'Claude! Hannah is such a useless maid! She's a bloody tart!'

by Claudeishawt101 December 16, 2015

Bloody Jason

When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him

Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!

by Pineus December 5, 2017