Jake

Usually wears glasses has loads of freinds. Nervous about asking girls out. Not sure if he picked the right girl.

Jake: (Nervously) Will You go out with me ?
Girl: Maybe

by XxSuperTuberxX November 2, 2017

Jake

A very odd boy who is very ugly and has many pimples. He loves technology and politics and is usually very funny but can be extremely annoying at times. Over all jake is very lovable although gets made of by other stupid boys. We love him.

Person #1: oh did you hear what jake did
Person #2: ya it was so funny

by annaissocoolomg September 25, 2020

Jake

A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)

Please don’t jake me

by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020

Jake

Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.

All the girls: I would never date Jake!
Gay people: Me too!

by TheUglyFish December 7, 2019

Jake

A guy who acts like he likes you but he ends up dating one of your best friends and he is a fuckboy with a 4 inch dick and he always makes you his 2 choice he asks for nudes like a thousand times

Jake is such a fuckboy

by Weedislife420 December 19, 2018

Jake

Annoying ass bitch

Jake is annoying

by Jake bitch November 5, 2017

Jake

A small and ugly sloth who enjoys watching coyotes dominate everyone around them. Often forces individuals to engage in philosophical discussions without their consent in order to screw with their minds. Avoid at all costs if you want to maintain your sanity.

That fucking Jake is always going after that coyote

by Massive coyote November 28, 2017